This is a silhouette figurine I made of a guy peeing with the motto: "Nobody buys beer. You only rent it for a while." That's a fairly common saying, but I believe I first read it in one of Stephen King's novels. It's true too: it doesn't take long for your body to process (or reject, if you have a weak stomach or have already had too much) any alcohol that you drink and direct it back out again (preferably through the urethra and not the mouth).
Materials:
Notebook paper, newsprint, cardboard from a cereal box, white glue, acrylic paint, ink, and marker.
Dimensions:
6.6 cm (2.6") wide x 8.5 cm (3.3") tall.
Time:
One day: July 8th, 2015
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