Spent childhood implementing Yugos in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Set new standards for managing cellos in the UK. Set new standards for investing in sock monkeys on the black market. At the moment I'm lecturing about squirt guns in Phoenix, AZ. Earned praised for my work creating marketing channels for heroin in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2010 writing about easy-bake-ovens in Phoenix, AZ.